Host: Our next speaker will be Joel Salatin who is a farmer, lecturer, and author, whose books include “You Can Farm”, and “Salad Bar Beef”. Salatin raises livestock using holistic methods of animal husbandry, free of potentially harmful chemicals, on his farm in Virginia. His farm is featured in the book “The Omnivore’s Dilemma” and the documentary film “Food, Inc.” Please welcome Joel Salatin.
Joel Salatin: Thank you. A lot of people wonder, “How did you get to where you are?” And so as I’ve thought about this presentation, I’ve decided to just give a story of exactly how we got to where we are. It doesn’t start at the beginning necessarily, but it does start with the need of people fleeing their Dilbert cubicles being a cog in the wheel of a corporate, global elitist, wanting to have a pleasant life in the country and asking us to grow ready-to-lay pullets for them.
Now a pullet, for you uninitiated, a pullet is a non-laying, female chicken. OK, like a virgin, or a heifer, or something like that, OK. So we started raising these pullets for people who wanted them in their backyard for their McMansion farmettes out in the countryside. So we raised these 100 for this lady that called and said, “We want 100 pullets.” We raised it for five months – they don’t start laying till five months – they’ve got to go through puberty and all that sort of thing.
So they started laying, and I called the lady, and I said, “OK, your pullets have begun laying, now you want to come and pick them up?” She said, “Oh, my plans have changed, I’m not going to pick them up.” Well, we had 100 pullets. You know, you don’t tell these ladies to just stop laying eggs. You don’t say, “Put a cork in it!” I mean, they just start laying eggs. There’s nothing to do except collect eggs. We had a customer at the time that was a Washington lobbyist, actually, and he came down, and we were doing all this … “Buy ten dozen, get one free” promotional things.
Now, you’ve got to understand, when we raise chickens, we provide a habitat that allows the chicken to fully express its chickenness. The number one question is what is the essence of chicken? Because it is in answering that question, the chickenness of the chicken, that you actually get the best egg. Just like you get the best bacon from the essence of pig. You get your best T-bone, you get your best tomato from the essence of tomato.
See, we live in a culture today that doesn’t ask about the essence of pig; they simply ask how can we grow it fatter, faster, bigger, cheaper. That’s all the matters: faster, fatter, bigger, cheaper. And so we have this very mechanistic, in our Greco-Roman, Western, reductionist, linear, fragmented, compartmentalized, disconnected, democratized, individualized, parts-oriented thought process, we never think about the whole!
And so what happens is, as a culture, we basically view that pig or that chicken as just an inanimate pile of protoplasmic structure to be manipulated however cleverly hubris can imagine to manipulate it. And I would suggest that a culture that views its animals and plants from that type of manipulative, arrogant, disrespectful attitude, will also soon view its citizens the same way, and other cultures the same way.
So it is asking the chicken, “How can we fully allow you to express your chickenness?” that gives us not only the essence of chicken but therefore, the essence of egg. So we had these eggs, and this customer comes down, and he says, “It’s immoral for you to be doing sale-priced stuff to get rid of these eggs.” He says, “I’ll take a case.” Now this was a truly entrepreneurial guy, you know, grandpa; he and his wife live down in Gainesville, near DC. And the next week, he calls and says, “I want two cases.” Now, a case is 30 dozen. The next week, he calls and says, “I want three cases.”
Now I knew that he and his wife were not eating 90 dozen eggs a week. So I said, “All right, time to fess up. What are you doing with these eggs?” He says, “Well, I’m taking them into these chefs in DC, and they’ve never seen an egg like this, and they’re just going euphoric, and they want more eggs.” So he said, “I’ve got a business proposition.” He says, “How soon can you get me 500 dozen a week?” I said, “Well, I’ve got to buy the chicks, I’ve got to raise them up, five, six months, we can probably do that.” He said, “OK, well,” – this is the greatest lie ever invented by man – “you raise them, and I’ll sell them.” That’s why farmers go out of business, believing things like that.
But, before you’re old and wise, you have to be young and foolish. So, we were younger and foolish. And we said, “OK, we’ll do it.” So we bought 1,000 little chick pullets, raised them up, they began to lay, right when he got very busy with lobby efforts. You know, fluoridation of city water systems, and vitamins, trying to make them into prescription drugs, and all this stuff. And he just got too busy to market them. Well now, instead of 100 pullets, I had 1,000 pullets. Big problem!