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Tom Hanks’ Speech at Harvard Commencement 2023 (Transcript)

Here is the full transcript of actor and filmmaker Tom Hanks’ Speech which was delivered at Harvard Commencement on May 25, 2023.

Listen to the audio version here:

TRANSCRIPT:

Now listen, it’s not fair, but please don’t be embittered by this fact. Now, without having done a lick of work, without having spent any time in class, without once walking into that library in order to have anything to do with the graduating class of Harvard, its faculty, or its distinguished alumni, I make a good living playing someone who did. It’s the way of the world, kids.

On behalf of all of us who studied for two years at Chabot Community College in Hayward, California, two semesters at California State University, Sacramento, and for 45 years at the School of Hard Knocks earning a Bachelor of Arts degree in one damn thing after another, thank you. I do not — thank you. I don’t know much about Latin. I have no real passion for enzymes and public global policy is something I scan in the newspaper just before I do the Wordle, and yet here I am closing.

Closing for Josiah, Pallas, and Vic. Thank you, guys.

Some of us here can recite by repetition the preamble to a television show we might have seen five days a week about a strange being from another planet with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men. Superman, who disguised as a mild-mannered reporter for a great metropolitan newspaper—there were many metropolitan newspapers once, and some of them were great—could change the course of mighty rivers and bend steel with his bare hands.

Superman and His Superpowers

He was faster than a speeding bullet. He was more powerful than a locomotive. He was able to leap tall buildings at a single bound, and those are very, very impressive superpowers. No, well, what was most impressive about his powers was how he chose to wield them.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cats were saved from trees, evil-doers were banished to the phantom zone, and the innocent were rescued with reliable and assuring regularity. But in those half hours, which have since grown to many full-length films and multiverses—and God, you kids see them all—was the ongoing struggle for not just the protection and safety of the world, but to the exposing of crooks and their lies to the light of day. Superman, you see, and his proxies of Wonder Woman, Captain America, Black Panther, the Black Widow, and the Fantastic Four—my God, there’s a million of them—are all enmeshed in that never-ending battle for truth, justice, and the American Way.

In such a struggle, being a Superman is a plus, even with his one lethal weakness: exposure to chunks of the wreckage of his home planet destroyed by its own hubris and apathy. But hey, there ain’t no Superman, nor anyone else in his Justice League. There’s just us on this planet.

Quotations and Wisdom

Now, on occasions such as this, beware of certain orators who resort to using sage quotations from historical figures, the words of legends of literature and arts, or the name-dropping of famous friends as a claim to some kind of wisdom or super ability. Some people standing at this podium shouldn’t be considered much more than lucky sots who are in the right place at the right time with the right goods and the right attitude.

Or, as a man named Marlon Brando once said to me, “Vic, would you pick up that name I just dropped?” “Marlon Brando, would you hold onto it till we’re done? Thank you. Give it back to me at the end. I’m gonna need it back.”

Marlon Brando’s Message

Yes, as a man named Marlon Brando once said to me on a message he left in my telephone answering machine, “Tommy, Tommy Hankerchief. This is Marlon Branflakes calling you to ask where you are.” Then later, he told me that when he was a young man and registered for the draft, he filled out the form for his name and age, but when it came to his race, he wrote “human.”

“For Tommy, Tommy, what are we all but human?” Yeah, we are all but human. Now, as an armchair historian who reads non-fiction for pleasure, the books divine that there has never been a graduating class that has not faced the greatest challenges of all time.

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The Greatest Challenges

That come every spring, the maelstrom of history swirls so wildly that no matter the year, era, or generation, there is always an atmospheric river of events that makes right now the hinge upon which our fate is turning. And we here in the stands look at you all in the caps and gowns and we hope, “Oh, at last, help is on the way.” Somewhere matriculating today is a man of iron, a woman of steel, a superhuman just in the nick of time.

Now, this is not because we have failed in our duties or are completely spent. We have done some very super things over our generations. It’s because we are all in a cage match, mixed martial arts battle royale with agents of hubris, apathy, intolerance, and braying incompetence—the malevolent equals to imperial storm troopers, Lex Luthor, and Loki. We could all use a superhero right now.

Looking Out

Now, looking out at the flowing colors of Harvard yard, the goofy big hands that clap, the balls that represent the world on which we live, the streamers in the piñatas, and someone’s very big face rendered large out there amongst. There she is. That’s it. That’s it.

We see beings who are young and restless with energy and imagination, with righteousness and enlightenment and joy and compassion, and we celebrate your proclaimed wisdom and your work ethic. We know no one is faster than a speeding bullet. To our shame, every day, to our shame. But we can still summon more power than a locomotive.

Our Abilities

We are able to leap tall buildings at a single bound if we have the right gizmo.