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What the Bible Says About Homosexuality: Kristin Saylor & Jim O’Hanlon (Transcript)

Kristin Saylor & Jim O’Hanlon

Full transcript of Kristin Saylor & Jim O’Hanlon’s TEDx Talk: What the Bible Says About Homosexuality at TEDxEdgemontSchool conference. Kristin Saylor is an Episcopal priest and breathwork practitioner based in San Francisco, and Jim O’Hanlon is a Pastor in the Evangelical Lutheran Church. This event occurred on June 11, 2016.

 

JIM O’HANLON: I’ve finally made it to Heaven. This is so beautiful, and I’ve worked every day of my life making sure I’d make it here to heaven, and I’m now finally here.

I really want to meet the big guy. Do you know who the big guy is?

KRISTIN SAYLOR: Ah, they told you I was a guy? That’s cute.

JIM O’HANLON: Are you the receptionist?

KRISTIN SAYLOR: Yeah, no. Hi, I’m God.

JIM O’HANLON: You’re God?

KRISTIN SAYLOR: Yeah, welcome to Heaven.

JIM O’HANLON: Hi.

KRISTIN SAYLOR: So, just a couple of questions to make sure you really belong here.

JIM O’HANLON: I’m the perfect Christian. All my life I’ve been a perfect Christian.

KRISTIN SAYLOR: Well, let’s see about that.

So, first off, I just need you to assure me that you have categorically rejected any scientific teaching that contradicts even one word of the Bible.

JIM O’HANLON: Absolutely, absolutely.

KRISTIN SAYLOR: Great. And then, do you, based on the authority of scripture, accept the existence of talking snakes?

JIM O’HANLON: I do, they’re in Genesis 2.

KRISTIN SAYLOR: And what about talking donkeys?

JIM O’HANLON: Numbers 22.

KRISTIN SAYLOR: Unicorns?

JIM O’HANLON: Numbers 23.

KRISTIN SAYLOR: And what about hoards of suicidal, demon-possessed, cliff-jumping pigs?

JIM O’HANLON: The Gospel of Mark, the 5th chapter.

KRISTIN SAYLOR: Very good, I’m impressed. I have just one final question then, before I let you in.

JIM O’HANLON: All right.

KRISTIN SAYLOR: Did you do as I told you and sell all your possessions and give the money to the poor?

JIM O’HANLON: Well, I… Wait, what now?

KRISTIN SAYLOR: Ah yeah.