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Transcript: Alex Jones & Tim Dillon on Joe Rogan Podcast #1555

Read the full transcript of filmmaker and writer Alex Jones’ and standup comedian Tim Dillon’s interview on The Joe Rogan Experience Podcast #1555, October 28, 2020.

The Most Anticipated Return

JOE ROGAN: Alex Jones.

ALEX JONES: This is the most anticipated thing I ever did. I probably had no exaggeration, two or three thousand people in the last year and a half asked me, when are you going back on Joe Rogan? And I’m always saying, I don’t know. I don’t know. And then I learned you were moving here like three, four months ago. And now we’re here.

This is exciting. I don’t get butterflies anymore, but I’ve actually have them here. And this is great. It’s good to have butterflies after about 20 years. Didn’t get the last two times I was on. Didn’t get it when I interviewed Trump. Didn’t get in a lot of things, but I’ve got butterflies here today.

JOE ROGAN: And Tim. Motherfucking.

TIM DILLON: Yeah. I’m just a kid in a candy store.

JOE ROGAN: Me too.

TIM DILLON: Thank you for making this dream come true. This is what I’ve always wanted to do.

JOE ROGAN: And we’ve made it.

TIM DILLON: This is my Make a Wish. I can die happy.

JOE ROGAN: Well, I’m happy you’re here.

ALEX JONES: Yeah.

TIM DILLON: I got my Ghislaine shirt because I believe all women.

JOE ROGAN: Is that how you say it?

TIM DILLON: I think so, yeah.

JOE ROGAN: I thought it was Ghislaine.

ALEX JONES: It might be Ghislaine. It’s Ghislaine.

JOE ROGAN: Do you know, look at me. No. Ghislaine.

ALEX JONES: It’s Ghislaine.

JOE ROGAN: Ghislaine. That’s a ridiculous name.

TIM DILLON: Yeah.

The Maxwell Family and Epstein’s Network

ALEX JONES: Her father was a famous MI6 Mossad spy that reportedly used sex operatives to control people. He died being thrown off a yacht in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. And of course, she got caught in that farmhouse on the east coast.

And she was really the pimp over Epstein and a giant sex network ring over scientists that they were compromising so they could control not just government, but industry and science. And so that was the master blackmail operation they were running.

TIM DILLON: And her sisters are big in tech. Isabel Maxwell, she has sisters that are in US Tech companies.

ALEX JONES: I think two of her sisters were part of the creation of Magellan, which was that big search engine.

TIM DILLON: Really. So yeah, they are a very powerful family, and they have all kinds of different operations.

ALEX JONES: Her dad was the biggest publisher in England and also the biggest owner of private TV stations in England. And when he died, it turned out he was a front, basically, for intelligence networks.

JOE ROGAN: Now, let me, right off the bat, say you were telling me about Epstein and this island years ago. You were telling me long before anybody. I think you told me about him.

ALEX JONES: But before his first arrest, a long time ago, I talked about how they have these islands, they fly, they compromise children. But I learned all this from Ted Gunderson. Twenty plus years ago, he was in line to be the FBI director. He was the head of the FBI in Los Angeles. He was a very famous FBI agent. He even ran COINTELPRO in the civil rights movement. He apologized for that before he died in 2011.

But he came out, and he was the one that explained to me about how they use these blackmail rings, elements of the CIA and foreign intelligence groups, and how they would basically make people have sex with children to be part of these clubs and these cults they were setting up. I knew about all this from Ted Gunderson.

The Borat Movie and Giuliani Controversy

JOE ROGAN: Were they young girls that, did they tell them these girls were underage, or did they look like they were older? The Borat movie where they, if you haven’t seen it, it’s very disappointing because they set him up.

ALEX JONES: I saw it.

JOE ROGAN: Yeah, they did set him up, but nothing happened. They made it look like Giuliani was jerking off in front of this girl.

ALEX JONES: He was taking his mic off.

JOE ROGAN: He would have to be the biggest savage on earth to jerk off in that situation. And they also said that he inappropriately touched her back. When he touched her back, I’m not exaggerating, it was like this, right? It was a couple of light taps on the back while she was close to him taking off his mic thing. He goes, “Thank you very much, dear.” And he goes, “Yes, I just need your name and your phone number.” And then she takes off his mic, and then he leans back and he’s tucking his shirt back because he just pulled the mic out.

ALEX JONES: Right?

JOE ROGAN: But he’s lying on the bed to do it. Now, if you’re an old man, and I’m sure he’s probably got a bad back, that’s probably how you would do it.

ALEX JONES: But any of us that have had to put the mics on our side, and then you put it in your pants, up your shirt, and then you’ve got to get it out. That’s what you do.

But it’s worse than that. Remember when he was playing the, who was the gay character he played like 10 years ago? Bruno. Bruno, yeah. Remember Congressman Ron Paul at the time had run for president. And he’s in the hotel, he goes, “Oh, the light broke. Please step into this room.” So there’s no chair. Ron Paul sits down, he’s reading the newspaper. And Bruno comes in and pulls his pants down and says, “I want to have sex with you.”

Now that would be sexual assault if that was a man to a woman. Ron Paul pushes him out of the way, goes out of the room. And so this is what he does. He’s done this to other people.