Full text of The Greatest TED Talk Ever Sold by Morgan Spurlock at TED conference.
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I have spent the past few years putting myself into situations that are usually very difficult and at the same time somewhat dangerous. I went to prison — difficult. I worked in a coal mine — dangerous. I filmed in war zones — difficult and dangerous. And I spent 30 days eating nothing but this — fun in the beginning, little difficult in the middle, very dangerous in the end.
In fact, most of my career, I’ve been immersing myself into seemingly horrible situations for the whole goal of trying to examine societal issues in a way that make them engaging, that make them interesting, that hopefully break them down in a way that make them entertaining and accessible to an audience. So when I knew I was coming here to do a TED Talk that was going to look at the world of branding and sponsorship, I knew I would want to do something a little different.
So as some of you may or may not have heard, a couple weeks ago, I took out an ad on eBay. I sent out some Facebook messages, some Twitter messages, and I gave people the opportunity to buy the naming rights to my 2011 TED Talk. That’s right, some lucky individual, corporation, for-profit or non-profit, was going to get the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity — because I’m sure Chris Anderson will never let it happen again — to buy the naming rights to the talk you’re watching right now, that at the time didn’t have a title, didn’t really have a lot of content and didn’t really give much hint as to what the subject matter would actually be. So what you were getting was this: Your name here presents: My TED Talk that you have no idea what the subject is and, depending on the content, could ultimately blow up in your face, especially if I make you or your company look stupid for doing it. But that being said, it’s a very good media opportunity. You know how many people watch these TED Talks? It’s a lot. That’s just a working title, by the way. So even with that caveat, I knew that someone would buy the naming rights.
Now if you’d have asked me that a year ago, I wouldn’t have been able to tell you that with any certainty. But in the new project that I’m working on, my new film, we examine the world of marketing, advertising. And as I said earlier, I put myself in some pretty horrible situations over the years, but nothing could prepare me, nothing could ready me, for anything as difficult or as dangerous as going into the rooms with these guys. You see, I had this idea for a movie.
[(Video) Morgan Spurlock: What I want to do is make a film all about product placement, marketing and advertising, where the entire film is funded by product placement, marketing and advertising. So the movie will be called “The Greatest Movie Ever Sold.” So what happens in “The Greatest Movie Ever Sold,” is that everything from top to bottom, from start to finish, is branded from beginning to end — from the above-the-title sponsor that you’ll see in the movie, which is brand X. Now this brand, the Qualcomm Stadium, the Staples Center … these people will be married to the film in perpetuity — forever. And so the film explores this whole idea — (Michael Kassan: It’s redundant.) It’s what? (MK: It’s redundant.) In perpetuity, forever? I’m a redundant person. (MK: I’m just saying.) That was more for emphasis. It was, “In perpetuity. Forever.” But not only are we going to have the brand X title sponsor, but we’re going to make sure we sell out every category we can in the film. So maybe we sell a shoe and it becomes the greatest shoe you ever wore … the greatest car you ever drove from “The Greatest Movie Ever Sold,” the greatest drink you’ve ever had, courtesy of “The Greatest Movie Ever Sold.”
Xavier Kochhar: So the idea is, beyond just showing that brands are a part of your life, but actually get them to finance the film?
[MS: Get them to finance the film.]
MS: And actually we show the whole process of how does it work. The goal of this whole film is transparency. You’re going to see the whole thing take place in this movie. So that’s the whole concept, the whole film, start to finish. And I would love for CEG to help make it happen.
Robert Friedman: You know it’s funny, because when I first hear it, it is the ultimate respect for an audience.
Guy: I don’t know how receptive people are going to be to it, though.
XK: Do you have a perspective — I don’t want to use “angle” because that has a negative connotation — but do you know how this is going to play out? (MS: No idea.)
David Cohn: How much money does it take to do this?