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Everything I Know I Learned in Kindergarten (and SEAL Training): Kevin Williams (Transcript)

Here is the full text and summary of Kevin Williams’ talk titled “Everything I Know I Learned in Kindergarten (and SEAL Training)” at TEDxSaintThomas conference.

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TRANSCRIPT:

Mrs. Packard was the name of my kindergarten teacher, and I adored this woman, as I hope most kindergartners do. She had short blonde hair, she was tall, and she had round-rimmed glasses.

To be honest with you, I only remember one other thing about Mrs. Packard, and it was during recess one day. It was wintertime, there was snow on the ground, and I spied the girl that I had a crush on. Her name was Laura Block.

Now I don’t know how the little kindergartner’s antilles do it, but back in my day, the way to push that relationship forward was to hit her in the back of the head with a snowball. So I proceeded to make said snowball, and I drifted back into her blind spot, and I closed the distance, and I let it loose.

Now I’d like to think that I was proficient at many things as a kindergartner, but throwing snowballs was not one of them. So it sailed over her head, fortunately for Laura, unfortunately for the little girl just beyond Laura. It augured itself into her ear. So you had freezing water rushing to her eardrum. She runs off to tell Mrs. Packard, and I find myself in whatever it is, kindergarten detention. No more recess for Kev.

And I’m sitting there waiting for Mrs. Packard to lecture me, to punish me, and to my surprise, she just asked me a question. She says, “Who do you want to be when you grow up?” So that’s an easy question to answer. This is circa 1977, and the answers rhyme with, I want to be a Jedi Knight, and I want to be a firefighter.

And she said, no, no, no, that’s not what I asked you.