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Jordan Watson – How to DAD
G’day. G’day, my name is How to DAD and I have a black belt degree in daddying. Yes, it’s definitely a real thing, and no one in this room needs to look that up. So please, no one, no one look that up.
Right. So my name is How to DAD, so, obvious first question: “How do you DAD?”
Well, I’ve got no idea. I just make it up. I mean, don’t you guys? No?
I started winging it from Day 1, you know, I’m a dad. I don’t have time to read these serious parenting books and stuff, you know. I’ve got my job, I’ve got the mown to do. I’ve got sport to watch. Even if I did have time to study this baby stuff, I’d probably get a paragraph in and then just be like, “No, I don’t know what he’s doing, this stupid book trying to tell me what to do. I wouldn’t be doing that, mate. No, no, yeah no, I don’t need that, no.”
Grab book and insert as wobbly table leveler thing. So no, reading fancy parenting books isn’t for me. And to be honest, I’d much rather just make it up. It’s more fun that way.
Two years ago, I made a video and I put it on the internet. A mate at work had a baby on the way. I was bored at home with my four months old, and thought I’d chuck together an instructional video of sorts. Not much thinking behind it, I just kind of made it up.
It was called “How to hold a baby.” I thought of as many holders I knew, I made up a few others, and then I made up some silly names to go along with them.
I thought the mate at work would enjoy it, posted it to his Facebook page and turns out over 2 million other people liked it too.
[Video clip – “How to hold a baby”]
[G’day and welcome to this instructional video on “How to hold a baby”. First, you’re going to need a baby. Baby. Standard shoulder hold, reverse standard shoulder hold, Need to pick something up chin standard shoulder hold, Chin, grab something. Baby Jesus, double baby Jesus, Stinky nappy for me, stinky nappy for you. Box of beers, the telephone, dance partner, bird on a wire, poor man’s front pack, hide your beer belly, the rugby ball hold, other rugby ball hold, show off to the other dads superman, show off to other kids fish. That’s how to told your baby, and no babies were harmed in the making of this video. – Video ends]
Pretty good, hey? I was viral without even trying to be. It went around the globe, Huffington Post, Time Online, The Guardian, E! Online, the Today Show, the Waikato Times, Ashton Kutcher, that actor fella, he shared it to his 22 million followers. Me and the little one, we even went on the TV thing.
Mum, this is the bit we’re on the Tele, you missed it when I… She wasn’t home when it originally played so, should I hit play? You watching? You want to hear it play? Cool.
Posted it because a couple of guys at my work just had newborns, so I thought, tagged them on Facebook, went to bed, woke up the next morning, BOOM.