Here is the full transcript of comedian Steve Mazan’s TEDx Talk: It’s Never too Late to Chase your Dreams at TEDxSanJoseCA.
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Steve Mazan – Comedian
I am Steve Mazan. Your surprise guest speaker! I know you’ve seen it in your program all day. You’re thinking TEDx? San Jose. Heart of Silicon Valley. Who is the surprise guest speaker? Steve Jobs? Steve Mazan. I apologize. I would so prefer Steve Jobs, too. Surprise!
Actually I am a comedian. Thank you for laughing. I am very honored to be here. They actually asked me not to just make you laugh but to leave you today with some motivation from everything we’ve heard today. So I am going to get to some motivation for you all here. Here we go.
Seize the day. Winning isn’t everything; it’s the only thing. Do not wait for your ship to come in, swim out to it. When the going gets tough, the tough gets going. You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. If you can dream it, you can do it. Wherever you go, go with all your heart. If man has done his best, what else is there? Success is going from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm. If at first you don’t succeed, try try again. Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration. I think I can I think I can I think I can. There’s no substitute for hard work. Willing is not enough. We must do. Live the life you’ve imagined. Do or do not, there is no try. Action is the foundational key to all success. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success. The cure is not to dream less, but to dream more, to dream all the time. If you don’t know where you’re going you will wind up somewhere else. Just do it.
Some pretty motivational quote from some pretty inspirational people, including Lombardi, Bruce, and the little engine they could. I heard those quotes going up all the time. When I first heard some, I memorized them. Others I wrote down, but not one of them motivated me for more than a day or two.
It was a much less inspirational quote that inspired me, from a much less-famous person, who was a doctor at UCLA. He said “Steve, you’ve got inoperable tumors all over your liver. Worse-case scenario, you have 5 years to live.” OK, maybe not as elegant as Bruce, but pretty effective.
OK, bad news. I had cancer, I was dying. But I got more bad news. You are all dying too. Maybe not from cancer, maybe not as rapidly. But unless someone in here is a highlander, we are all going to die. If you don’t get that reference, I suggest that you spend 2 hours of whatever time it is that you have left watching some awesome Sean Connery movies from the ‘80s.
OK, I am not a doctor at UCLA. I am not even a doctor at DeBry. But I’ve basically just given you all the same diagnosis that I was given. Your time is limited. And that’s a real diagnosis, so what now?