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Google Pixel Launch – Made by Google October 4, 2016 Event (Full Transcript)

Sundar Pichai

Missed the Google’s ‘Made by Google’ keynote event? Well, here is the full transcript of Google’s Pixel Launch – ‘Made by Google’ hardware event where the company unveiled its Pixel and Pixel XL smartphones. This event occurred on October 4, 2016 in San Francisco.

 

Speaker (s):

Dinesh – HBO sitcom Silicon Valley

Gilfoyle – HBO sitcom Silicon Valley

Sundar Pichai – CEO, Google

Rick Osterloh – SVP, Hardware Group

Brian Rakowski – VP, Product Management

Sabrina Ellis – Director of Product Management at Google

Clay Bavor – Head of VR at Google

Adrienne McCallister – Google Director of Global Partnerships for VR/AR

Mario Queiroz – Google Vice President of Product Management

Rishi Chandra – Google group product manager

Scott Huffman – Engineering Director at Google

TRANSCRIPT: 

Dinesh: The Google keynote is about to start.

Gilfoyle: Okay.

Dinesh: You’re gonna watch?

Gilfoyle: No.

Dinesh: Why? Don’t you want to know what it’s about?

Gilfoyle: I know what it’s about.

Dinesh: You don’t know what it’s about, they’re going to tell everyone what it’s about during the keynote.

Gilfoyle: No, they’re going to tell everybody who wasn’t on the beta what it’s about.

Dinesh: There is no beta. Was there a beta? Did you get on the beta? How did you get on the beta? Why wasn’t I on the beta?

Gilfoyle: They only give the beta to qualified industry professionals.

Dinesh: Oh yeah, well then what am I? Don’t answer that…

Gilfoyle: A virgin.

Dinesh: Duh…

Gilfoyle: Next question.

Dinesh: You can be a qualified industry professional and a virgin, in fact it helps, but I’m not a virgin.

Gilfoyle: Okay. I’ll take your word for it.

Dinesh: Wait, what’s in the box?

Gilfoyle: There was no box.

Dinesh: Is that the keynote thing, the Google thing is in the box? Is it a thing?

Gilfoyle: Is a box a thing? Hmmm…

Dinesh: No if — Is the thing in the box a thing?

Gilfoyle: Do you have any other questions?

Dinesh: Is it multiple things….?

Gilfoyle: (No response)

Dinesh: I don’t care, it’s fine, I’m cool.

Gilfoyle: Got to go.

Dinesh: Where you going?

Gilfoyle: Well, since you asked.

Dinesh: Google after party…

Gilfoyle: Hmmm

Dinesh: That sucks.

Gilfoyle: And I heard Larry is going to fire Sergey out of a cannon.