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FULL TRANSCRIPT: JD Vance on Joe Rogan Experience Podcast

Read the full transcript of JD Vance’s interview on Joe Rogan Experience Podcast #2221 which was live on October 31, 2024.

Listen to the audio version here:

TRANSCRIPT:

Meeting the Vice President

JOE ROGAN: How are you sir?

JD VANCE: Good man, how are you doing?

JOE ROGAN: Very nice to meet you.

JD VANCE: Yeah, nice to meet you too.

JOE ROGAN: What is it like running for Vice President of the United States? How crazy is this experience?

JD VANCE: It’s pretty weird, it’s pretty weird. You know, I was just telling, you heard this earlier, but the first time that I’ve been in a public spot without Secret Service in the room is right now. So I’m like looking around for these guys.

JOE ROGAN: How long has it been?

JD VANCE: Because I’m used to having them. It’s three months, right? So he asked me the Monday of the RNC Convention, which I think was June 15th. And I really didn’t know that morning. I thought that he was probably going to pick me, but I didn’t know for sure, probably 60-40 basically. And so I had no idea. I get the call around 1 o’clock at Milwaukee time at the RNC Convention. I’m hanging out with my kid. Another one of my kids is in the other room asleep because, you know, our kids are young so they nap still. And he makes this call and he’s like, “Hey, do you want to be my Vice President?” I was like, “Oh.”

The Vice Presidential Phone Call

JOE ROGAN: Was it literally just like that?

JD VANCE: Well, actually what happened is I get a text message from a staff member on his team that says he just missed a very important phone call. And I don’t know, you know, because there’s so much inbound traffic that I think it just went straight to voicemail. So I call him back and I’m like, “Hey, sir, what’s going on?” He said, “J.D., you just missed a very important phone call. I’m going to have to pick somebody else now.”

You know, so I’m about to shit a brick here. And then he says, “No, no, I’m just kidding, obviously. I want you to be my Vice President.” And the funny thing is, you know, my 7-year-old is in the background and he has no idea what’s going on. And I love that, right? It’s one of the good things about this. He has no clue what’s going on. He’s like, “Dad, who are you talking to?”

He’s talking about Pokemon cards, right? And, you know, Trump hears my son in the background and he says, “Well, who’s that?” And I said, “That’s my 7-year-old son.” And he’s like, “Put him on the phone.” And I’m just waiting for him to get this statement out because in my mind it’s not final until the statement is actually out. And he talks to my son and he reads the statement that he is going to put out on Truth Social announcing that I’m the VP nominee of the Republican Party. And he’s like, “What do you think about that, Ewan?” And my son, Ewan, is like, “Oh, that’s pretty good.”

Meeting Donald Trump

JOE ROGAN: That’s pretty good.

JD VANCE: And then he gives the phone back to me. He’s like, “I have no idea what the hell is going on.” He doesn’t even know what that means.

JOE ROGAN: Yeah, he has no idea.

JD VANCE: And, of course, I remember this story because, in particular, the Madison Square Garden rally of a few days ago was the first time that my son actually met Donald Trump. So we’d spoken to him on the phone but hadn’t actually met him until the rally at MSG. And my seven-year-old really wanted to tell him a joke. And he remembers this phone conversation. And so he tells him this joke. And Trump kind of chuckles. It also is probably judging me because it was a somewhat inappropriate joke for a seven-year-old to tell. But there we are.

JOE ROGAN: Well, that’s the only ones seven-year-olds remember.

JD VANCE: Well, it’s like I have terrible language. It’s one of my many flaws. But I was raised by my very working-class grandmother. And she was actually, interestingly, she was a very devout Christian. But she also had a language that would make a sailor blush. And so I talk like that because I was raised by this woman.

JOE ROGAN: Those are fun ladies.

JD VANCE: Those are fun ladies. She was awesome. She was an amazing person, a huge personality. We called her a force of nature because she was such this big personality. But my wife’s rule is basically he’s only allowed to cuss when he’s telling this one joke.

JOE ROGAN: Oh, that’s hilarious. So he tells that joke all the time?

JD VANCE: Exactly. He says it 14 times a day.

Swearing Around Kids

JOE ROGAN: Yeah. Early on, I told my kids, you can swear in front of us. But just don’t swear in front of other parents. And don’t swear for no reason.

JD VANCE: Right. Well, because they judge you, right? The other parents judge you.

JOE ROGAN: How old are your kids?

JD VANCE: Well, the youngest ones are 14 and 16. And I have a 28-year-old. But when my 14-year-old was two, we were on a skiing trip. And we were about to leave. And we packed up all our stuff. But her helmet, we forgot to put her helmet away. I go, “Oh, we forgot to put the helmet away.” And she just looks down at the helmet and she goes, “Shit.” And my wife is just like, “Oh, my gosh.” It was so funny.

There’s just something adorable about a two-year-old that doesn’t know that you’re not supposed to say shit.