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The Why Files: w/ Daniel Whiteson on Dark Matter, Dark Aliens, Dark Physics (Transcript)

Editor’s Notes: In this episode of The Why Files, host AJ Gentier sits down with particle physicist Daniel Whiteson to explore the mind-bending frontiers of dark matter and extraterrestrial logic. The conversation dives deep into a provocative question: Is physics a universal truth we discovered, or a human invention that aliens might view in a completely different way? From discussing how your smartphone can function as a cosmic ray detector to rethinking gravity without using math, the duo challenges our fundamental understanding of reality. It is a fascinating journey into the “Basement” that bridges the gap between hard science and the truly weird. (April 21, 2026)

TRANSCRIPT:

Introduction

AJ GENTILE: Today I am talking with Daniel Whiteson. He’s a particle physicist at UC Irvine and an active researcher on CERN’s Large Hadron Collider. Every 24 nanoseconds, his team smashes protons together and waits for the universe to show them something new.

HECKLEFISH: Oh, CERN, eh? The place with the Shiva statue out front and the interdimensional portal out back. Oh yeah, I know the place.

AJ GENTILE: His new book is called Do Aliens Speak Physics? And the question it asks is wild. Is physics something we discovered, or is it something we invented? Because if it’s invented, aliens might show up one day with a completely different version, and ours might be wrong, or at least incomplete. It’s hard to explain in an intro, but it’s pretty wild.

We also get into some places I didn’t expect to go, like what happens below the Planck scale.

HECKLEFISH: Ooh, below the Planck scale. That’s where the lizard people keep the good stuff.

AJ GENTILE: We also get into why dark matter might have its own version of the Higgs boson and why a philosopher named Hartree-Field rederived gravity without using numbers. No math. We also talked about how your phone is secretly a cosmic ray detector. And that’s true. Daniel built an app.

HECKLEFISH: You know who else built an app that tracks things from space? The NSA! But at least they had the decency to lie about it. Humans are such sheep.

AJ GENTILE: Anyway, this was a lot of fun. Sheep. Let’s go down to the basement.

HECKLEFISH: Meh.

Welcome to the Basement

AJ GENTILE: Hey, you can watch The Why Files on Spotify. New video episodes every Monday and Friday, and premium subscribers get fewer ads, which means fewer interruptions when things start getting weird. Daniel, welcome to The Basement.

DANIEL WHITESON: Thank you very much for having me. So excited to talk to you about all of this crazy stuff in science.

Baking, Cookies, and the Science of Emergence

AJ GENTILE: Me too. So yeah, we’re going to get to some of those baffling secrets of the universe. But here’s what I really want to know. What is the secret to making a killer Nutella nut roll? Like, how did you become famous for that?

DANIEL WHITESON: A killer Nutella network.

AJ GENTILE: Like, what’s — I mean, I heard that you have a strong baking game.

DANIEL WHITESON: I do. On my CV, for example, I have a cookie recipe. You have like a list of awards, papers, favorite cookie recipe. I put that in there actually just to see if anybody’s reading that at all. And I’ll sometimes get an email from somebody who’s like, “Hey, I tried your recipe. It’s pretty good.”

AJ GENTILE: What is it? What’s the cookie?

DANIEL WHITESON: Chocolate chip oatmeal cookies with tahini. That’s the key.

AJ GENTILE: That’s the key.

DANIEL WHITESON: Absolutely. I love tahini. I’m a sucker for halva or anything with tahini and sesame seeds. That’s my kryptonite.

AJ GENTILE: We’re going to try that. I always heard that baking is science.

DANIEL WHITESON: Yeah, it’s chemistry, right? Transformation. Things change phase. It’s incredible what happens there. And it’s a great example of emergence. You see stuff happening on the bigger scale, like this dough turns into a cookie. You don’t know what’s going on underneath — the microscopic details of what’s happening with all the baking powder and the vinegar or whatever. It’s like magic to you, right?

There’s some microscopic detail and then boom, it turns into a cookie. And you don’t always have to know, you don’t always have to care. But it’s incredible. You have this experience on the macroscopic scale and then there’s all this stuff happening underneath.

AJ GENTILE: Were you baking before you became a scientist, or did you say, “You know what, I’ve got an idea?”

DANIEL WHITESON: I’ve got a sweet tooth, and I love gluten.

AJ GENTILE: Who doesn’t? I’ve been baking forever.

DANIEL WHITESON: I know, gluten is God’s gift to humanity.

From BASIC to the BBS: A Programmer’s Origin Story

AJ GENTILE: Yeah. All right, another question that I need to know. What’s your favorite video game that you programmed?

DANIEL WHITESON: That I programmed.

AJ GENTILE: That you programmed. Didn’t you? You were a coder.

DANIEL WHITESON: I am a coder. I was a coder. I started programming in BASIC on a Commodore VIC-20, right?

AJ GENTILE: Same.

DANIEL WHITESON: Tiny amount of RAM, and you stored your programs on cassette tapes.

AJ GENTILE: Yes.

DANIEL WHITESON: Yeah, I’m OG programmer. I remember when my dad brought home our first computer. It was transformational for me. And yeah, I wrote Tic-Tac-Toe — that was my first game. First you write the 2-player version, and then you’re like, “Hmm, I want to play against the computer. How can I program a little bit of computer intelligence in there? What is the strategy for Tic-Tac-Toe?”

AJ GENTILE: Did you use ASCII characters?

DANIEL WHITESON: Yeah, absolutely.

AJ GENTILE: Refresh the page? Refresh the page is CHR$147, if I’m not mistaken.

DANIEL WHITESON: Yeah, and eventually you realize, wow, Tic-Tac-Toe is not that complicated a game. You can write a computer player that’s unbeatable, that can’t be beaten.