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Khloé In Wonder Land: Part 1 ft. Kim Kardashian (Transcript)

Khloé Kardashian kicks off Khloé in Wonder Land with a candid, unfiltered sit-down featuring her sister Kim Kardashian. They dive into everything from chaotic group chats and staged paparazzi shots to beauty routines, Kardashian Kloset, and the family story behind Cece’s fashion venture. Kim opens up about parenting North, homeschooling, co-parenting with Kanye, and what it’s really like navigating scrutiny over her daughter’s self-expression. If you’re curious about the behind-the-scenes of their lives beyond the headlines, this playful but honest conversation sets the tone. January 21, 2026.

Introduction

KHLOÉ KARDASHIAN: Hi.

KIM KARDASHIAN: I am so excited to be on your podcast.

KHLOÉ KARDASHIAN: Well, I’m so excited.

KIM KARDASHIAN: I’m really excited.

KHLOÉ KARDASHIAN: From the second we decided we were going to do this, we both—but specifically, you said—and it has to be juicy.

KIM KARDASHIAN: Well, yeah. Because I feel like it’s obviously weird coming from you. Because you know all these stories, you know my whole life, you know everything that you’re going to ask me, but let’s just juice it up and have a cute combo.

KHLOÉ KARDASHIAN: And that’s what it is. It’s a conversation. I’m not just going to be spitting questions at you, but feel free to talk back with me and talk back to you.

KIM KARDASHIAN: Oh, good. I love when you talk back.

KHLOÉ KARDASHIAN: And I’m going to ease you into it. You know, we’ll do foreplay.

KIM KARDASHIAN: Okay.

KHLOÉ KARDASHIAN: A little bit. I know how you like to get down. What’s the last text you sent?

KIM KARDASHIAN: To North? Just about her engineer is on his way. I text that right before I sat down.

Getting Personal: Phone Secrets

KHLOÉ KARDASHIAN: You love the notes section in your phone?

KIM KARDASHIAN: I do.

KHLOÉ KARDASHIAN: You’re a big girly. You want me to open them up?

KIM KARDASHIAN: Well, I just want to know what was the last note you wrote in your phone?

KHLOÉ KARDASHIAN: A birthday party list.

KIM KARDASHIAN: Oh, yes. You know, party.

KHLOÉ KARDASHIAN: We’ve been going back and forth with that today. Name of the most used group chat in your phone.

KIM KARDASHIAN: Oh. The Bat Chat.

KHLOÉ KARDASHIAN: Bat Chat.

KIM KARDASHIAN: The Bat Chat. It’s you, Lala, Tracy, and me and Steph. I think it’s been going for, what, at least five years strong.

KHLOÉ KARDASHIAN: Yeah, I think so. It’s been a while.

KIM KARDASHIAN: We will—

KHLOÉ KARDASHIAN: The bat chat is like, call me on the bat phone.

KIM KARDASHIAN: Yep. Because no one better see these texts or we’re all canceled.

KHLOÉ KARDASHIAN: I know. We’re all—

KIM KARDASHIAN: It’s a place to really let it out. Just talk about anything and everything.

KHLOÉ KARDASHIAN: Judgment free.

KIM KARDASHIAN: Yeah.

KHLOÉ KARDASHIAN: Yeah, it really is.

KIM KARDASHIAN: It’s a safe zone. It’s really crazy. Because I know we’re beyond the days of going through people’s phones and people going through our phones. I feel like that just isn’t a thing when you’re in your 40s.

KHLOÉ KARDASHIAN: Okay.

KIM KARDASHIAN: Right.

KHLOÉ KARDASHIAN: Going through a boyfriend’s phone.

KIM KARDASHIAN: Yeah.

KHLOÉ KARDASHIAN: Okay. Yeah.

KIM KARDASHIAN: So, but if they were smart, they wouldn’t be looking for guys on the phone. They’d go straight to the—

KHLOÉ KARDASHIAN: The group chat. Well, that’s where all the girls chat. But take note, for people in their 20s wanting to go through someone’s phone.

KIM KARDASHIAN: Yeah. Go for their group chats, go for the guys’ group chats. Go for the girl—just go for the group chat.

KHLOÉ KARDASHIAN: Yeah. No one is really talking in a solo session.

KIM KARDASHIAN: Yeah. Or you’re not really going to find anything. You want to know everything? That’s where you go.

KHLOÉ KARDASHIAN: I learned about this. One of our friends last night told me about, you know, in Mean Girls, they have the burn book. There’s this website that’s for people anonymously. It’s like a Deuxmoi type of thing, but it’s about dating. And you anonymously will be, “Your boyfriend sent me a d* pic.” And they put it up and they expose different people. But it’s all in the gay community. It is the most salacious website. And Hawk told you that.

KIM KARDASHIAN: Oh, my God. I wasn’t going to out him.

KHLOÉ KARDASHIAN: I was—look, I was, that is fascinating. It’s just there’s a different world.

KIM KARDASHIAN: It’s a different world.

KHLOÉ KARDASHIAN: It was fascinating. I loved everything. What were you guys doing at the end of the table? You didn’t hear that conversation?

KIM KARDASHIAN: No.

KHLOÉ KARDASHIAN: Oh, that was amazing. I learned a lot last night. The first photo in your camera roll and the last photo, if you remember.

KIM KARDASHIAN: Oh, well, the first one has to be from years and years, 15 years ago.

KHLOÉ KARDASHIAN: How relatively. My first one, I think, is of me and Bernard the dog. The boxer.

KIM KARDASHIAN: My old dog, as they call Bernard.

KHLOÉ KARDASHIAN: No, I had a boxer named Bernard with Lamar.

KIM KARDASHIAN: Did the most recent photo in my phone for sure is a picture of Beyoncé with her beautiful golden locs. This hairdo that’s so gorgeous that I want to do my hair like a golden color. I did it once. It’s like a honey.

KHLOÉ KARDASHIAN: She is. I love that honey color.

KIM KARDASHIAN: Yeah.

Hair and Beauty Secrets

KHLOÉ KARDASHIAN: Speaking of hair, what does your natural hair look like?

KIM KARDASHIAN: Ooh, I like this question.

KHLOÉ KARDASHIAN: Okay.

KIM KARDASHIAN: My hair is your length. Exactly. If I blew out my hair, that’s exactly what it would look like. It would be cute. I wear it every time it’s in a bun. That’s my hair. I love extensions and all the things. I think people were really confused when Chris Appleton did my hair once and it was platinum blonde, and we slicked it back in a bun and then glued tracks over because I just didn’t want my real hair, that blonde, getting exposed.

But people were confused.