Why You Should Make Useless Things: Simone Giertz (Full Transcript)

Following is the full transcript of robotics enthusiast Simone Giertz’s TED Talk: Why You Should Make Useless Things. Simone Giertz is a Swedish inventor, robotics enthusiast, TV host, and professional YouTuber. You can visit her YouTube channel here. For a full bio, please visit here.

Hello! My name is Simone.

You know how people tell you if you get nervous when onstage, picture people in the audience naked? Like it’s this thing that’s supposed to make you feel better. But I was thinking — picturing all of you naked in 2018 feels kind of weird and wrong. Like, we’re working really hard on moving past stuff like that, so we need a new method of dealing with if you get nervous onstage. And I realized that what I’d really like is that I can look at you as much as you’re looking at me — just to even things out a little bit.

So if I had way more eyeballs, then we’d all be really comfortable, right? So in preparation for this talk, I made myself a shirt. It’s googly eyes. It took me 14 hours and 227 googly eyes to make this shirt. And being able to look at you as much as you’re looking at me is actually only half of the reason I made this. The other half is being able to do this (Googly eyes rattle). So I do a lot of things like this.

I see a problem and I invent some sort of solution to it. For example, brushing your teeth. Like, it’s this thing we all have to do, it’s kind of boring, and nobody really likes it. If there were any seven-year-olds in the audience, they’d be like, “Yes!” So what about if you had a machine that could do it for you? I call it… I call it “The Toothbrush Helmet.”

So my toothbrush helmet is recommended by zero out of 10 dentists, and it definitely did not revolutionize the world of dentistry, but it did completely change my life. Because I finished making this toothbrush helmet three years ago and after I finished making it, I went into my living room and I put up a camera, and I filmed a seven-second clip of it working. And by now, this is a pretty standard modern-day fairy tale of girl posting on the internet, the internet takes the girl by storm, thousands of men voyage into the comment sections to ask for her hand in marriage. She ignores all of them, starts a YouTube channel and keeps on building robots.

Since then, I’ve carved out this little niche for myself on the internet as an inventor of useless machines, because as we all know, the easiest way to be at the top of your field is to choose a very small field. So I run a YouTube channel about my machines, and I’ve done things like cutting hair with drones — To a machine that helps me wake up in the morning — (Alarm)

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Ow! To this machine that helps me chop vegetables (Knives chop). I’m not an engineer. I did not study engineering in school. But I was a super ambitious student growing up.

In middle school and high school, I had straight A’s, and I graduated at the top of my year. On the flip side of that, I struggled with very severe performance anxiety. Here’s an email I sent to my brother around that time: “You won’t understand how difficult it is for me to tell you, to confess this. I’m so freaking embarrassed. I don’t want people to think that I’m stupid. Now I’m starting to cry too Damn.” And no, I did not accidentally burn our parents’ house down. The thing I’m writing about in the email and the thing I’m so upset about is that I got a B on a math test.

So something obviously happened between here and here. One of those things was puberty. Beautiful time indeed. But moreover, I got interested in building robots, and I wanted to teach myself about hardware. But building things with hardware, especially if you’re teaching yourself, is something that’s really difficult to do.

It has a high likelihood of failure and moreover, it has a high likelihood of making you feel stupid. And that was my biggest fear at the time. So I came up with a setup that would guarantee success 100% of the time. With my setup, it would be nearly impossible to fail. And that was that instead of trying to succeed, I was going to try to build things that would fail.

And even though I didn’t realize it at the time, building stupid things was actually quite smart, because as I kept on learning about hardware, for the first time in my life, I did not have to deal with my performance anxiety. And as soon as I removed all pressure and expectations from myself, that pressure quickly got replaced by enthusiasm, and it allowed me to just play.

So as an inventor, I’m interested in things that people struggle with. It can be small things or big things or medium-sized things and something like giving a TED talk presents this whole new set of problems that I can solve. And identifying a problem is the first step in my process of building a useless machine.

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