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This Past Weekend #632: w/ Dave Smith on Venezuela Regime Change (Transcript)

Here is the full transcript of podcaster Dave Smith’s interview on This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #632, January 6, 2026.

Brief Notes: Comedian and libertarian firebrand Dave Smith returns to This Past Weekend for a three-hour sit-down with Theo Von that dives straight into the chaos of the current political moment. They break down the fallout and geopolitical stakes of the US-backed regime change in Venezuela, debating whether Trump’s 2025 foreign policy moves have actually made Americans safer or just opened a new can of worms abroad.

From there, the conversation turns to what Trump got right and wrong domestically—from free speech and the economy to civil liberties—before zeroing in on the Minnesota fraud scandal and what it reveals about the collapse of trust in modern journalism. Throughout, Dave mixes sharp political analysis with dark humor and personal stories, trying to answer whether any side in American politics is still serious about peace, honesty, and leaving people alone.

Dave Smith Returns to This Past Weekend

THEO VON: Today’s guest is a comedian. He’s a political commentator. He’s a podcaster. You may know him from his shows Part of the Problem and Legion of Skanks. I caught up with him last time about a year ago, so I’m grateful for his return. Today’s guest is Dave Smith.

Good to see you, man.

DAVE SMITH: You too, brother.

THEO VON: Yeah, we’re going to go to Canada’s ep.

DAVE SMITH: That’ll be fun. Yeah, I’m looking forward to it.

Kids and Mixed Families

THEO VON: Kids are so funny, dude. Yeah, I bet instead of playing hide and go seek, they’ll play like, who killed Charlie Kirk? So that’s the craziest thing about Candace’s kids.

DAVE SMITH: Like, kids are talking about Egyptian military planes and sh*t.

THEO VON: Yeah. Like, instead of pin the tail on the donkey, they’re like, it’s like pin the small wiener on the Macron. They just have a different kind of thing. I mean, yeah, their kids are beautiful.

DAVE SMITH: Sorry, let me just turn this off.

THEO VON: They’re beautiful children. I end up talking about them a lot. I’m sorry. I feel like it’s like a little—I’m like, dude, do not bring up that lady’s kids again.

DAVE SMITH: Well, and I don’t—

THEO VON: I’ve never gotten to see mixed children up close that much. I just don’t get it. I’ve never had that kind of opportunity.

DAVE SMITH: Really?

THEO VON: Yeah.

DAVE SMITH: You didn’t grow up with mixed race kids?

THEO VON: Yeah, they had some mixed race, but a lot of them, the dad was gone or something, so—

DAVE SMITH: Yeah, I mean, that’s mixed race.

THEO VON: Yeah, that’s true. So one of the parents was gone.

DAVE SMITH: Yeah.

THEO VON: And I don’t want to just blame it on the dad, but one of the parents was gone. But yeah, I guess so.

DAVE SMITH: Yeah.

THEO VON: I guess I haven’t seen it where both the parents are around and it’s like this functioning type of thing.

DAVE SMITH: Yeah. Okay, now that makes sense. Mixed race, functioning families. Those are rare.

THEO VON: Yeah. Like something that could create a Ben Simmons.

DAVE SMITH: Yeah, that’s true. I didn’t see too much of that. Weirdly, I knew—now that I’m thinking about it, I knew black kids who had a full family together, but all the mixed race kids that I’m thinking of didn’t have dads.

THEO VON: Well, I think it’s an inter—when we were kids, it was probably tough. I don’t know if people were super geeked in some areas on racial, like biracial parents living together or interracial relationships.

DAVE SMITH: I remember.

The Story of Milford

THEO VON: We had a bus driver. This fella, Milford was his name. He had done a lot of things wrong, and one shouldn’t have been driving children. Anyway, he would end up knocking up the lady that swept his bus out. He knocked up the lady that swept out the bus, who was a black woman.

DAVE SMITH: Can I just say, just on that—

THEO VON: Yeah.

DAVE SMITH: Impressive.

THEO VON: Yeah.

DAVE SMITH: That’s an impressive thing, to be a school bus driver and to just pull the black chick who’s sweeping up your bus. That’s just a good place to start from to get laid. You just—dude, you have to respect that.

THEO VON: Yeah.

DAVE SMITH: Shout out Milford.

THEO VON: And he was a ginger, too. And this was a time when the science wasn’t even there on them.

DAVE SMITH: And a black chick to go back to her black friends and tell them she just f*ed a ginger school bus driver. That’s crazy.

THEO VON: Well, they probably thought she was coming up at that time. It was different times, right?

DAVE SMITH: “Look at you, girl.”

THEO VON: Yeah. Okay, shawty. Getting Irish. Okay. But the crazy—the craziest part was—yeah, I could just see him. He’s up there, and he’s just having a cigarette or having a dip or something after a drive or a haul or whatever they would call it. What do they call that? A haul? I think they would call it a haul.

DAVE SMITH: You’re hauling the kids to school?

THEO VON: My route, probably.

DAVE SMITH: I think so. Yeah. That’d be your route after driving my route.

THEO VON: And he heard that broom start going in the back of that bus. And he’s got him a little—start scratching his crotch a little or something. Who knows, brother? That’s love. Hey, love can strike. That’s the craziest thing about love. Love doesn’t know any boundaries between races or anything.

Love and Involuntary Reactions

DAVE SMITH: Yeah. And it is, at least to some degree, an involuntary reaction. You don’t really get to choose. It kind of just happens to you, and then you’re like, “Ah, sh*t, I love this chick now.”

THEO VON: Yeah, that’s the tough—that’s the toughest part.