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Transcript of Dave Smith on The Tucker Carlson Show

Read the full transcript of stand-up comedian Dave Smith’s interview on The Tucker Carlson Show episode titled “Debating Douglas Murray, the “Woke Right” Narrative, and the Moment He Found God”, premiered May 12, 2025.  

Introduction

TUCKER CARLSON: Dave, I’m really glad to see you. I know you’ve been here before, but it’s nice to have you back.

DAVE SMITH: I am an expert in all things Tucker Carlson.

Reflecting on the Douglas Murray Debate

TUCKER CARLSON: So I know you’ve been asked this a million times, but I’m coming to this late. How do you assess the debate that you had with Douglas Murray? Now, it’s been a month. How long has it been?

DAVE SMITH: Something like that.

TUCKER CARLSON: Something like a month, right?

DAVE SMITH: Yep. So few weeks.

TUCKER CARLSON: Looking back, what was…

DAVE SMITH: It’s an interesting question. I mean, I think essentially it was what everyone saw. It’s like my first impression of it. My impression during it, during the first half hour of the debate, I was like, well, Douglas just embarrassed himself in front of the world.

TUCKER CARLSON: And you felt that in real time.

DAVE SMITH: Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, it was, you know, look, it was. He was ridiculous. And it was kind of strange to witness as it was happening. I go, so you decided to open the debate by just chastising everyone as not being as good as you, that the expert class ought to be the ones consulted that you, I mean, you know, you could argue what he exactly was saying, but he was clearly saying that you guys on podcasts are simply not qualified to talk about these subjects. Now you’re saying this on the Joe Rogan experience, of all places, to go and deliver this message. This is the place guaranteed to turn the entire audience against you. And of course, I just think that it’s a ridiculous non-argument that never would have made sense. But coming off of the COVID years, the idea that you’re going to convince people that you ought to kind of… they ought to trust your opinions. That your class ought to be trusted was ridiculous.

The “Expert Class” Argument

TUCKER CARLSON: But he’s not in that class. I mean, I know Douglas and I think that I’ve always gotten along with him and I think he’s clever, but he’s clever in a boarding school way. He went to boarding school, as I did. And you instantly recognize it in the way that he debates, which is by dropping references that suggest deep erudition that doesn’t actually exist. I think he’s clever. He’s got a kind of bullshitty boarding school vibe to him. Again, that I recognize that I have sometimes.

DAVE SMITH: Right.

TUCKER CARLSON: So I’m not, you know, not trying to be holier than that. But, like, the idea that he’s an expert is absurd. He’s a journalist like the rest of us who’s been taken on PR tours in various countries by their governments, trying to win his support. Got it. I’ve done that too, but he’s hardly an expert on anything.

DAVE SMITH: Well, also, it doesn’t look… all of this. So the analogy that I’ve used about it is that, like, if you had two UFC fighters that are going to fight, so they’ve signed the contract, they’ve done their training camps, they show up to Madison Square Garden, they both get in the octagon, and like, one of them puts up his hands, and then the other one puts his hands down and goes, you know, I’m such a better fighter than you, and this is ridiculous that me and you are even fighting. It’s like, okay, but we are. But we are. We’re here, right? We both accepted. We’re both here.

So if you are such a better fighter, if you have trained so much more, if you have all these advantages against me, well, then you can’t just, you have to demonstrate that take on the argument. You should be able to then destroy me. And so he weirdly opened with this thing where he was going to turn everybody off, turn everyone against it, because the style is bullshit, even if you’re… And I’ve had lots of people who are pro-Israel reach out to me since then and be like, listen, I disagree with you on the issue, but that was ridiculous the way he attempted to argue.

Because weirdly, number one, you’re turning everyone against you, and number two, you’re just setting the bar so much higher for yourself. Because now, once we start actually getting into the debate, you’ve already explained that you should be dominating me on every facet of this, and yet you’re not. And yet actually, when it comes down to it, you have no answer for the points that I’m making. And that was the theme of the entire knowledge.

But there were two points in the debate that actually stuck out to me the most. And it wasn’t the “have you been?” which is, you know, was the funniest thing that everyone’s making that, you know, Douglas will be mocked for eternity for, but, you know, he made his own bed. But the two points to me that really stuck out in the debate, because this is the way my mind works, is that I’m like, oh, if you, like, give me something, give me something to challenge me on that will actually keep me up at night, by the way, if you were to be like, no, Dave, you got this completely wrong and you need to read these three books to understand why you’re missing all this information.

Changing Perspectives and Admitting When Wrong

TUCKER CARLSON: Say, I knowing you pretty well, I think I mean this. I believe I would take a lie detector test and pass. I believe that if you read those books and found that you were wrong, that you would admit it.

DAVE SMITH: Oh, yeah. I’ve done this lots of times before.