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Transcript: Streamer Sketch on This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #624

Here is the full transcript of streamer and content creator Kylie Cox’s (known online as Sketch or TheSketchReal) interview on This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von, November 13, 2025.

Welcome and Introduction

THEO VON: Today’s guest is a streamer. He’s a content creator. He’s been on the show before, and there’s nobody quite like him. He’s kind of America’s little brother. I think that’s who he is. And I’m grateful today to get to spend time with my friend Sketch.

All right, let’s do our best here. Yeah, a lot’s happened since you were, since we, you and I hung out, man.

KYLIE COX: Yeah, it’s been a roller coaster.

THEO VON: You were just over at Ole Miss, I saw.

KYLIE COX: Yeah, I’ve been trying to do a college tour where I go around, kind of do tailgates and then stream from the field. I’m trying to, I mean, I just kind of like watching college football, so just trying to make it the job pretty much. That’s kind of, I want to make it like Pat McAfee just does whatever on ESPN, but just do that for my job. I don’t know. I’m in the middle of just trying to figure out what’s going on.

THEO VON: Yeah.

KYLIE COX: Got it. Sometimes it’s hard to think about long term.

Finding His Path in Streaming

THEO VON: Yeah. Well, I think, I know, we were last time we kind of talked, you’ve been thinking about getting into streaming, you know.

KYLIE COX: Yeah.

THEO VON: And I think you were kind of trying to figure out what that was going to be like. Has that been a good experience overall?

KYLIE COX: It’s been a good experience. It’s just streaming is so instant gratification. So it can be mentally deteriorating to a certain point. People need to sit there and you’re getting instant gratification with either the numbers of viewers and stuff like that. That’s the only downside. Besides that, it’s a fun job. I really do whatever.

So when people ask me, they asked me on a TV show, they’re like, “What do you do?” I was like, “I just hang out with my friends pretty much and stream it.”

THEO VON: Yeah. And what are some things that we don’t even recognize that streamers deal with? What are some of the tough things? Does your back hurt after it? Are there things where it’s…

KYLIE COX: Dude, it’s smelling. And then when people come up to you.

THEO VON: Why are you streaming outdoors?

KYLIE COX: Well, you just start smelling. You get pit smell. You get bad breath smell from talking all the time. And then people come up to you and it’s like, oh, I try to keep my arms like this. The tighter I am, the probably the more I smell. And you can’t refute smelling bad on the Internet.

The Bad Breath Dilemma

THEO VON: You can’t. What do you mean by that? I don’t understand. You can’t refuse.

KYLIE COX: If someone says that you smell bad or if there’s a clip of you getting, say, someone going to your breath, doing that, everyone’s going to think you have bad breath for probably the rest of your life.

THEO VON: Yeah, dude. My friend, his breath was just disgusting, dude. And he knew it. And he liked it.

KYLIE COX: He liked it? Having bad breath?

THEO VON: He liked it. He’d be like, “You want this s* smoke?” And he just breathe right on you. He’d come up behind you, on the edge of you and hit you with some.

KYLIE COX: Oh, so a s* storm almost.

THEO VON: Yeah, he was just like a little doody sniper, kind of.

KYLIE COX: A doody sniper?

THEO VON: Yeah, he would just fing blast you out with it. And his girl, dude, he ended up dating a girl that had bad breath. And it was like, f, they loved that s*.

KYLIE COX: It was more of a probably acquired taste.

THEO VON: I think once you go there, and somebody else meets you, I bet it’s nice to, first of all, you never have to brush your teeth, right? Your breath stinks so people don’t come and bother you all the time. If people know your breath stinks, people leave you alone.

KYLIE COX: Dude, that’s probably one of the positives if you don’t like being talked to.

THEO VON: And then three, if your breath’s fing horrible and somebody else’s is, and you guys are just chewing on each other’s fing faces like a couple little fing rabid little s ponies or whatever, I bet that s*’s hype.

KYLIE COX: The worst thing I’ve ever done to my lady is I would eat Wasabi peas right before bed. And I wouldn’t drink any water and it would collect over here. And then in the morning, I gave her a kiss. And that was the first time I’ve seen a look of rancid, a rancid look of smell from her. Almost gave her the ick.

THEO VON: That’s that oral Iwo Jima you hit her with, huh?

KYLIE COX: It is scary, though. That’s the one thing you can’t, you can’t have bad breath or it’s ruined for me.

THEO VON: Yeah.

KYLIE COX: You blew poop breath in my face, I wouldn’t be able to get over it for a while.

THEO VON: I dated a girl whose breath smelled like ham. A little bit. Or a little bit of her mouth smelled like ham. So you’d be around her and every now and then you get a hit of ham.

KYLIE COX: She probably has a pretty nice hearty breakfast and then just rocks it for the rest of the day.

THEO VON: I don’t know. She didn’t seem like a big breakfast eater, but there was always this faint sense of ham. And there were moments where I liked it, if we were outdoors and stuff, but if I was at a movie and every seven or eight minutes, you just smell a little bit of ham, it would just make me a little nauseous, bum me out.